The Libertarian States of Federal Republic of Mashed Potatos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Javier Milei with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.018 billion Libertarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernet y Asado City. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mileista economy, worth 115 trillion Libertarios a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,136 Libertarios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Mileista restaurants, it is said that a Mileista woman's work is never done, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Republic of Mashed Potatos's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Federal Republic of Mashed Potatos is ranked 45,687^th in the world and 1^st in Libertarian Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 29.48 flags saluted per person per day.